Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Basketball isn't nearly a sport of my choice, but given the fact there is only one more football game left betting, it sure is the next best thing!!!!




In the past few weeks or so I've been taking betting advise from a third party and lost a few bucks. This week I decided to take things into my own hands....and WIN!!!





Last night two games boston/cleveland - o/187 and u/209 1/2 in the laker games.




I think I found an new friend and a new hobby. I'm not much for trains and collecting baseball cards.




Stay tuned.... things might get better...in the means time I hope you all have a nice week.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Hey guys and girls...


Sorry I haven't been there for you all lately. I'm sure you've been lost without anything to read. I'll try to stay on top of things as of late. Lets start by saying HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!!! I wasn't sure of what to write, I've been stuck under a rock since the new year. Apparently I've been under the same rock since the 90's since I never knew that Stalone
and Janice Dickenson were once engaged!! Not to mention taking steroids together?>>> This bitch is crazy, hey but thats just me talking, who am I ... Let's see, is anybody interested that Stalone took or might have taken some juice.....I thought so. Does any one care what Ms. Dick-enson has to say??? If you didn't know that Stalone was taking some kind of supplements in order to make Rocky and Rambo a little believable. Who would have believed a 5' Itailan could beat the crap out of a 6' Russian, take out Tommy 'Gun', or even stood up to Mr. T? Not to mention taking on the Vietnamese single handedly... Who would we have to thank for Cobra, Cliffhanger, or even Lock Up. What has this crazy bitch given us outside of the clap, herpese, and HIV. The only good thing that bitch has ever done is help increase the sale of drugs and alcohol, not to mention plastic surgery.
Come on... with out steroids we wouldn't have WWE, homerun derbies, Kentuky derbies, football, GUYS like this... women that look like guys, tennis stars, soccar players, strong man competitions, I could go on and on.
Steroids have been a big part of our lives for a long time now. Without them small people wouldn't be able to grow up big enought to beat the crap out of that bully, injured people wouldn't be able to heal in time for the big game. Women would still be getting beat every night if dinner isn't ready on time. So many good things have come from steroids. Wouldn't you agree? Hurry up now go get yourself some "enhancers" .... I'll shoot you up if you shoot me up....

Friday, November 16, 2007

i TAKE NO CREDIT FOR THIS i JUST WANTED TO SHARE IT!

I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others thatwere there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. Iknew then I had to have you for my own. Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, Icarried you & threw the door. Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped legs,and breasts. Slowly I remove what wraps, around your body sotightly, fitting you like a glove. Exposing your tender whiteskin. From your neck I remove your charms, and carry you off in myarms, to the warm water that awaits. The water cascades down your neck, flowing over your softbreasts then, making your legs glisten with wetness. Dropletsof water cover your taut skin. My hands rub your body, ummmm running them threw the beadsof water. Making them trickle down off your body. I place my fingers inside you. You are warm and moist, soready. I carry your still dripping body, to a laying place,so that I can put inside you what was well prepared to enteryou before we even came through the door. As soon as I lay you down your legs spread open wide. Youare ready now and so am I. I put a little in slowly at first, getting a feel for howmuch you can take in. I put in more, you take it willingly. In anticipation,faster and faster I put it in, pushing it in deeply as far asI can, until I can't put any more in, you are so tight. Withyour legs wrapped tightly, not wanting to release any of it,I make you so hot for a very long time, until your sweetjuices escape from within. Then I taste you, with my tongueat first, your skin is so soft and tender. I taste more of you with my mouth, you are so hot and moist,you taste so good. Your juices coating my mouth, making me drool inanticipation of eating you more, with every taste. "Oh yes", I say to you, I must say Grace "Thank God for Butterball turkey.... Amen"

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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Let the riots begin....

Not Again!
That's what the headlines read today after police shot 18 year old Khiel Coppin this past Monday night. First I would like to share the 911 Transcript with you all to make your own assumptions.


Date and time: 11/12/07, 7:05 p.m.
Duration: 1 minute, 17 seconds.
911 operator: "Police operator 1-2-3-9. Where is the emergency?"
Female caller: "Hi. I need someone to come to 590 Gates Avenue, please."
911 operator: "590 Gates Avenue in Brooklyn?"
Female caller: "Yes."
911 operator: "Between where?"
Background male voice: "I got a gun and I'm gonna shoot you."
Female caller: "Throop and Garvey. Marcus Garvey."
911 operator: "Yeah."
Together: "Between Marcus Garvey and Throop."
911 operator: "What happened there?"
Background male voice: "I've got a (expletive) gun!"
Female caller: "This ... you know ... this kid is a problem. You can even hear him?"
Background male voice: "Take that, (expletive). I've got a gun."
911 operator: "Who is that?"
Female caller: "That's supposed to be my son!"
Background male voice: "I've got a (expletive) gun!"
911 operator: "That's your son?"
Female caller: "Got no respect. You know ... I can't deal with this tonight."
Background male voice: "I gotta gun."
911 operator: "He, he say he gotta gun?"
Female caller: "Um, huh ... You, you heard him. I didn't say. You heard it outta his mouth."
911 operator: "He um ... didn't injure you, right?"
Female caller: "But he kept on tonight with this situation here. I'm not sleeping here with this behavior."
Background male voice: "(Expletive) police!"
911 operator: "Alright ... what apartment you in?"
Female caller: "It's 1D, but you can ring the neighbor's apartment."
911 operator: "On the first floor?"
Female caller: "Yeah."
911 operator: "Ring bell (neighbor's apartment.)"
Female caller: "Um, huh."
911 operator: "To get in?"
Female caller: "Yeah."
911 operator: "Ok. Give me the name and number there."
Female caller: "It's (neighbor's name and number)."
911 operator: "Alright. I'm gonna let them know ... 590 Gates ... Apartment 1D, on the first floor."
Female caller: "Ring bell (neighbor's apartment) to get in."
911 operator: "They'll be there as soon as possible."
Female caller: "Thank you."


Sounds to me like the kid was a little off indeed. How much was the parent willing to help the poor boy though, " that's suppose to be my son" "I can't sleep here, I'm not dealing with this tonight"??? OK sound more to me that the mother was a little negligent towards her sons' problem, apparently he was not taking his meds and refused to be hospitalized. Having givin up on her son she had asked him to leave a couple of times before calling the police. With a history of armed robbery and assault dating dating to the age of 15. So I have to admit I still believe the mother is at fault since she could have had this under control before he turned 18 and had any say in his life.
Now seriously though, as far as the cops go for shooting this young man, threats were clearly made over the phone, needless to say they had to approach with caution. So for these "protesters" making their assumptions and right away ready to riot and march on behalf of the victim, they need to sit back and listen to the facts as they unfold. The proof is in the facts, which haven't all been released. He had locked himself in his room opening the door to reveal that he did in fact have 2 knives, then when he fled the house and was running and non responsive to the police he made a fatal move of reaching behind his sweat shirt in a manner that was believed to have been reaching for a gun (hair brush) What kind of police procedure needs to be taken in a situation like this? What if the kid did have a gun and shot a cop? Then what, back to square one again, because they would have killed him anyway and protesters would still be crying because the boy was mental. Its a no win situation with these activist's, like the "Peoples Committee" and the people who head these organizations like Calvin Hunt, maybe they need to be shot for instigating these incidents. If they weren't out there pumping up the community with their bullshit and nonsense this shit wouldn't happen. The fact is the mother brought this on herself and clearly got what she wanted. The freedom from this troubled youth that she couldn't handle anymore. No body wants to see it that way right? So she cries for a few days, goes to court with the activists, she wins the trial against the precinct, she bank rolls a lot of money, forgets about the "problem" she had and moves on in life stress free to have more children she can't handle, and she becomes the hero. If the boy was taken care of and medicated in the proper manor none of this would have happened. The mother did have a second conversation with a police operator telling them he did not have a gun. That being the case should have subdued him in another way. I believe this lady was just fed up, she wanted out, out of being the mother and the caretaker of this mentally depressed young man. Referring back to the 911 call "this kid is a problem" who speaks of their mental son in this manner. Maybe if his mother wasn't a crack smoking junkie who sucked and fucked for the rock, she wouldn't have gotten pregnant 18 years ago to a bastard child with mental issues because his mother couldn't get off the glass dick.



LOOKY LOOKY, NO TEARS!!!

Maybe they can enforce better police procedures, like blowing knee caps away instead of 5 cops shooting 20 shots and pumping 8 into an 18 year old kids body killing him to find out he was holding his afro pick. I know this isn't a funny matter but seriously five cops couldn't subdue and 18 year old? Are we not training them better than that? Like I said blow out a knee cap Shoot for the arms, they do go to the firing range.... As I have revised this since the first release earlier today we learned that the young man was shot in the chest, the arms, and several times in the legs, by 5 different cops. Having shot a gun before these cops got a little "trigger happy" I'm sure the boy wasn't still standing after the first shot hit him, why keep shooting? I have mixed feelings about this case. Obviously the mother is at fault for not taking better responsibility. On the other hand I think our boys in blue need to reevaluate their methods of subduing their suspects.

Monday, November 12, 2007

If I only had a brain...

Well we all made it back, no one had to post bail, and I still haven't learned my lesson in craps. It's nice to win money and its great to feel like the man. Crowds of people cheering you on, friends giving you money to bet with, cause all your doing is winning. Play the field, make the point, box cars, snake eyes, come on SHOOTER!~!!! Craps...... when you walk on a table with 60 bucks, and you turn it into a small fortune, you do yourself a favor put it in your pocket walk away and say "I'm Done" no more betting, no more drinking, no no no......

Lets talk about what happens if you don't do any of these things. You win, you drink, you get drunk, you act like a big shot, you toss you money around like you own the place screaming "I"m gonna make it rain!" - you don't even know what it means you just say it... You move about in a sideways motion talking to yourself till you find another table and you think its gonna happen again..............WRONG!~!! that's why they say quit while your a head. Your only gonna hate yourself the next day when you realize you have nothing to show for other then the screaming headache, bad breathe, and empty pockets.
Ask me how it was, if I'll do it again..... IT WAS GREAT<>

So after interesting everyone on how easy it could be to fatten the pockets in 1 hour of craps JOHNNY BIG SHOTS here to give you some tips....



You can get all the info you need on the Internet, I was taught by some friend of mine that use to play a lot. Basically you want to find a table that's gonna work for you. Me, I like the loud crazy and sometimes obnoxious table's. Those are the ones you see with tons of people just watching, screaming "Shooter" 'Make it rain!" and thing of that nature. You want to make you first bets, when they are "coming out". This is when there is no point established. The point will usually be whatever the number rolled when the shooter is coming out. On the come out roll you want to bet on the Pass or Don't Pass lines, pass would be betting with the shooter that if he rolls a 7 or 11 on the come out you win, If you bet the don't pass you betting against the shooter looking for him to roll a 2, 3, or 12. Most of the time your dropping money on the pas line. (use the table to the right to help you understand the odds of a number being rolled)




Now back to the POINT, a shooter rolls a number on the come out, lets say he rolls a 6. The point then becomes the 6. The dealer Will turn over the black and white marker from OFF to ON and place it on the #6. now all bets begin. The money you have previously placed on the Pass Line is not lost all bets remain on the table and keep collecting till someone craps out (7 or 11). What happens now is you might want to bet some money on other numbers, if the point is 6 this is what the shooter whats to make before crapping out, you win your pass line bet if the point is rolled (once the point is rolled the marker is taken off and place aside for a new come out roll) Lets back track though, point is still 6, bets can now be made on other numbers, using the table you can see that the 8 and the 6 have the best odds of being rolled. You can make bets on all the numbers out there, and as long as the shooter doesn't roll a 7 or an 11 you could have a ton of money out on the table collecting on each roll and not losing for a while. Side bets can also be made with better odds, like for instance when i play I try to make a lot of money out int he field. This is a one time bet, which means when you make it (looking at the table above) you place your money you want to bet in the field and if one of those numbers comes out on the next roll you can win. Any of the 3-11 #'s in the field pay back what you bet 100 pays 100. The outside numbers as you can see 2 and 12 are marked, double which quite simply means 100 pays 200. What I like about this and its only in Vegas is that 2 is double and 12 is triple in Vegas. (true story, a lady rolled [3] 12's in a row tripling my money on a 50, 75, and 100$ bets each time in the field) The other one time bets can get tricky but If I'm correct i think the payout is even better, these bets are in the middle of the table in which you can bet (i think, that the red is on the next roll - the white would be the next time that number is rolled) Example: you see the red and white combinations of dice on the bottom right side of the board? OK If you bet on a white combination like the double 3's THE NEXT TIME A SIX COMES OUT IT WOULD HAVE TO BE ROLLED AS SUCH IN ORDER TO WIN. If we bet on a red combination, the next roll would have to be that combo and the payout is ridiculous - this part and much more can be complicated, I tend to stick to the easy rules of play. Hey it works for me....
If you would like to learn more please click here and/or here. There are a number of places on the Internet you can learn more about the game of craps, also places to go on line to practice and play without losing your rent money....
Enjoy fuckers see you a the table screaming "SHOOTER", and "I'm gonna make it rain up in here biatch".

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Happy Holidays


With Thanksgiving and Christmas right around the corner most people are thinking of others rather than themselves or at least they should be. Thanksgiving was always the time of year we thought of the homeless and the hungry people of the world. Whether their situation was forced upon them or happened by chance or maybe they just live in a third world country. I remember the food drives we had back in school, you wouldn't think at that age how much it could help but every little bit counts.
That's why its important we get together and head over to Scores by Nov 21 and donate some canned goods for those less fortunate. Cans for Cans is Scores West in Chelsea's way of giving thanks, with at least one can of food your admission is free. The cans will be donated to City Harvest, a charity that distributes food to more than a quarter million hungry New Yorkers weekly. Other City Harvest donors include MSG and the IRS. So please try your best to get some cans together and head out to scores over the next week or so and make yourself happy by trading in some cans for some cans. I'm sure the girls will be grateful.



Also in the spirit of giving are Shelton, Conn.'s very own Joseph and Judy Rivnyak. Since they have lived on Soundview Ave for 32 years they have been the owners of a 60 year old Norway spruce. Planted in 1947 by the homes original owner the Norway spruce stands 84 feet tall was cut down with a handsaw yesterday and is being prepared to make its way to Rockefeller Center where it will stand as this years Christmas tree. This years tree lighting ceremony will be held on November 28th.
Click here to find more about where the Rockefeller trees come from and how they are picked.
So lets all start getting into the spirit and enjoy the holidays.
You can always be a prick next year.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Wake up, goddammit!
Petey Greene is on the scene....





Don Cheadle does it again as he portays D.C.'s very own Ralph Waldo Emerson "Petey" Greene. In an excellent performance Cheatle brings you right back to the late 60's early 70's in this amazing story of the ex con who turned Washington D.C. into P-TOWN, with his AM radio show "Rappin with Petey Greene". Greene was like the Howard Stern of his time, the peoples people who told it like it was. Meeting radio program Dewey Hughes (played by Chiwetel Ejiofor) in prison and later convincing him to give him a chance on the radio Greene becomes the most influencial voice of D.C. especially during the death of Dr. Martin Luther King and the roits that ensued after.
Definately check out this movie if not for anything else the damn thing was funny.
So go on nigga get yo fucking bitch, grab some mother fuckin popcorn and be sho to watch this fuckin movie.
In the words of "Petey" ....I'll tell it to the hot, I'll tell it to the cold. I'll tell it to the young, I'll tell it to the old. I don't want no laughin', I don't want no cryin', and most of all, no signifyin'. This is Petey Greene's Washington.